ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

Tom Riddle casually enjoying his morning latte.

shows up 15 minutes late to the chamber of secrets with starbucks

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

superwhoavengelockandme:

And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.

what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world

That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o

LONDON’S A SQUIB

BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T 

WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM

GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY

AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES

IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

midshipmankennedy:

anggykinspants:

jesus-of-syracuse:

j-ckie:

lofticri3s:

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

911 hELP

I’ve reblogged this numerous amount of times

I can’t even listen to this right now and I’m reblogging it

chadleymacguff:

pother:

elazulselevanto:

no-im-not-attracted-to-pans:

samjoonyuh:

Dear stoners,

Dear people who really fucking love cereal,

Want, right fucking now.

I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU

I don’t even eat cereal